Humorous Camping Jokes Part 2
Below are some more humorous camping jokes for you to enjoy and share with your fellow campers. The jokes were found on the internet and the authors are unknown. Have a good laugh!
Smart Pills
One morning, a father and his young son were in the forest hunting rabbits. After about an hour, they finally came across some rabbit tracks. In between the tracks, there were these little round brown pellets, and the son said to his father, “Dad, what are those?”
The father replied, “Those are smart pills. Try a couple.” So the kid grabbed a couple of them and put them in his mouth. The boy made a funny face and said to his dad, “Ewww! Yuk! They taste like crap.”
The father replied, “See, you’re getting smarter already.”
Smoke Signals
Larry: Hey, look way off over there. What’s that?
George: Wow, smoke signals!
Larry: What do they say?
George: Help … my … blankets … on … fire!
Bear’s Breakfast
Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediatey, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled out a pair of running shoes.
The other guy saw this and was wondering what was going on. So he stopped, ran back to the first guy and asked, “Why are you putting on your running shoes? Do you really think you are going to be able to out run that bear with those?”
The other guy replied, “I don’t have to out run the bear, I just have to out run YOU!”
Two Cannibals Joke
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’
What’s the Difference Between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck!
I hope you enjoyed these funny camping jokes. Here are Humorous Camping Jokes part one if you missed them. Or, you can read more Funny Camping Jokes. If you know of any Humorous Camping Jokes please share them in the comment box below. Thanks!
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Kaitlyn
(The CampTrip Team)
LOL! that made me laugh! I have one to share: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. “Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”
Good one! Thanks for the addition!