Humorous Camping Jokes
Below are some humorous camping jokes for you to enjoy and share with your fellow campers. The jokes were found on the internet and the authors are unknown. Have a good laugh!
Setting Up Camp
The loaded mini-van pulled into the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters’ father, “That, sir, is some display of teamwork.”
The father replied, “I have a system — no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up.”
Solving the Snoring Problem
The guys are all at a deer camp. No one wants to room with Bob, because he snores so badly. They decide it isn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns. The first guy sleeps with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They say, “Man, what happened to you?” He says, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it is a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing – hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He says, ‘Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night is Fred’s turn. Fred is a tanned, older cowboy; a man’s man. The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he says. They can’t believe it. They say, “Man, what happened?” Fred says, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night.”
Bear Alert!
In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears. Tourists are also cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can tell a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.
I hope you enjoyed these humorous camping jokes. Stomach full of stitches but up for some more? Read Humorous Camping Jokes Part 2 for more laughs. Or, you can read more Funny Camping Jokes. If you know of any Humorous Camping Jokes please share them in the comment box below. Thanks!
Kaitlyn
(The CampTrip Team)
HAHAHAHAHAHA…these are great! I have another one for you.
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”.
The other replied, “No, it’s not!”.
The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.”
That’s a great camping joke addition Corey! Thank you for sharing!
A Christian man was camping and after setting up his tent, he decided to go fishing. Having successfully caught a fish, he made a fire and cooked it beautifully. Setting it on a plate, he closed his eyes and said “Lord, for what I am about to receive, make me truly thankful.” Just then, the man had a visitor, a grizzly bear, who smelt the dinner. The Christian man, not wanting any trouble, threw the fish toward the bear, who gladly ate it. “Why thank you, said the bear. But I’m still hungry.” “Oh Lord, please save me!” the man prayed. “Who are you talking to?” asked the bear. So the man began to preach the gospel,. the bear believed and became a Christian. The man breathed a sigh of relief, but the bear still approached him and squeezed him, while licking his lips. The bear looked up to the heavens and said, “Lord, for that which I am about to receive, make me truly thankful!”