Fishing Jokes

Below are some Fishing Jokes for you to enjoy and share with your fellow campers or fishermen. The jokes were found on the internet and the authors are unknown. Have a good laugh! Just don’t laugh too hard or you’ll scare the fish away!

You Might be a Fisherman if…

• You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.
• You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good
  air freshener.
• Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.
• Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
• You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.
• You name your black lab “Mercury” and your cat “Evinrude”.
• Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
• You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
• You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
• You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
• You call your boat “sweetheart” and your wife “skeeter”.
• You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.
• You think there are four seasons–Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.
• Your $30,000 bass boat’s trailer needs new tires so you just “borrow” the ones off your house.
• You trade your wife’s van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.
• Your kids know it’s Saturday— Because the boats gone.

Funny Fishing Jokes

• Game Warden: “Fishing?”
  Man without a license: “No. Drowning worms.”
• Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank…
  proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
  (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
• What’s the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
  A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
• Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
  Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers.
• If they are dumb enough to eat off a hook, how can fish be considered “brain food?”

Write for Mail Order

An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it’s any good, I’ll send you a check.”

In a short time he received the following reply: “Please send check. If it’s any good, we’ll send the engine.”

I hope you enjoyed these fishing jokes If you know of any more funny Fishing Jokes please share them in the comment box below. Thanks!

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Kaitlyn
(The CampTrip Team)